"Can I Taste You?"
Ok so I really didn't want to go here, but men these days leave me no choice. Is it just me or is this "Can I taste you?" question scary as hell. Granted everyone for the most part like head- I know some people who don't love it, but they wouldn't oblige being served. My question is this...just because people like oral sex, that makes you think an offer of your head game will assure that they like you?
I want you guys to understand this is a phenomenon that is sweeping the US. What happened to "Hello, can I have a moment of your time?" Now its like "Girl you so fine I would suck you into a coma... let me get your number!" Can you say huh? NEWS FLASH!!!! Any woman that has some sense of class about herself would run from you in sheer terror! What message you send out is that you are walking around trying to "yum yum" every woman you think is attractive. That is so messy. What makes it worse is you walking around not only yum yumming women but you are doing it raw. Just slurpin' up all kinds of vaginal fluids and you know you didn't ask for her paperwork. Then your slow ass puts on a condom. Are you thinking???? That gonnorhea is in your stomach by your first stroke. Y'all better wake up! Go to the Adult Store and grab some dental damns and some warming lube... make sure it is water based. If you can't get to any dental dams you can use non microwavable Seran wrap, a condom (just cut the condom along the side and cut the tip off- wha lah a dental damn) or hell use a latex glove and cut it! That way you can give her the sensation of it being raw oral but you are protecting yourself. Oh and sorry... no tongue fucking! :-)
I would love to be arrogant and think that I am just that fly of a chick that I just get applications for "brain donors"all the time but I know I'm not the only one getting these pick up lines. This is bogus and unsanitary and I'm going to pray for y'all. Love yourself.... ask that heffa for some paperwork and if she got a issue with you using a dental dam, hit that bitch in the back of her head because she nasty. (Disclaimer: I said that in jest, I am not a proponent of violence but at the same time, I really mean that shit!) I am newly single and quite frankly I am scared. I think I am going to go shopping for a flashlight keychain and start giving oral examinations. Ya Dig???
I want you guys to understand this is a phenomenon that is sweeping the US. What happened to "Hello, can I have a moment of your time?" Now its like "Girl you so fine I would suck you into a coma... let me get your number!" Can you say huh? NEWS FLASH!!!! Any woman that has some sense of class about herself would run from you in sheer terror! What message you send out is that you are walking around trying to "yum yum" every woman you think is attractive. That is so messy. What makes it worse is you walking around not only yum yumming women but you are doing it raw. Just slurpin' up all kinds of vaginal fluids and you know you didn't ask for her paperwork. Then your slow ass puts on a condom. Are you thinking???? That gonnorhea is in your stomach by your first stroke. Y'all better wake up! Go to the Adult Store and grab some dental damns and some warming lube... make sure it is water based. If you can't get to any dental dams you can use non microwavable Seran wrap, a condom (just cut the condom along the side and cut the tip off- wha lah a dental damn) or hell use a latex glove and cut it! That way you can give her the sensation of it being raw oral but you are protecting yourself. Oh and sorry... no tongue fucking! :-)
I would love to be arrogant and think that I am just that fly of a chick that I just get applications for "brain donors"all the time but I know I'm not the only one getting these pick up lines. This is bogus and unsanitary and I'm going to pray for y'all. Love yourself.... ask that heffa for some paperwork and if she got a issue with you using a dental dam, hit that bitch in the back of her head because she nasty. (Disclaimer: I said that in jest, I am not a proponent of violence but at the same time, I really mean that shit!) I am newly single and quite frankly I am scared. I think I am going to go shopping for a flashlight keychain and start giving oral examinations. Ya Dig???
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